Monday, August 18, 2008

Now It's Really Winter!

Thursday August 7, 2008

Back in Melbourne... it was my fourth time passing through this city. I returned to the same hostel, the Melbourne Connection. Again, I was reminded about how dingy the place is. The location was very convenient (close to the bus station in the city centre) and the staff and people who stayed there were entertaining and friendly, so that’s what kept me coming back.

I was amused that some of the same people from my first time through this hostel (nearly two months prior) were still staying there. Some of them had picked up jobs in the city so were now essentially living in the hostel.

Friday August 8, 2008

The agenda for today was pretty simple. Just like my past few times in Melbourne, I spent some time in the State Library of Victoria using the free internet to attempt to catch up with this blog. I was woefully behind. Writing the blog is starting (or once again) to feel like a tedious chore. I enjoy putting words to a page, but you may underestimate the number of hours I have to put into it... Every once in a while, though, I get an email from some unexpected person complimenting me on my work or my trip and that keeps me going. Thank you readers for stoking my motivation!

The weather in Melbourne was still a little cold. Winter still held the southern parts of Australia in its grip. I don’t think it was as cold now as it was back in June, though. The Melbournians were still bundled up in parkas, scarves, boots, and toques (though the Australians call them “beanies”). I needed more clothes, too. I’d be in Australia for almost two weeks and I didn’t have enough to keep me warm. It was time to go shopping.

I spent a few hours exploring the second-hand and vintage clothing shops on Brunswick Street in the neighbourhood of Fitzroy. I came away with a nice second-hand long-sleeve top. Yippee! New old clothes!

That night I met Joe Clancy and Natalie Thompson for dinner and drinks again at a bar called The Commune (does that make us communists?). Just like a couple months ago, Natalie was having a going-away party again. Last time, she was going to Singapore for a few weeks for a conference. This time, she was going to Washington State for more post-graduate studies (Joe, correct me if I’m wrong... I know you read this thing!). Just by random chance, I seemed to pass through Melbourne during these parties!

One of Natalie’s coworkers was from New Zealand and had recently received a gift from her sister who still lived there. It was a Flight of the Conchords CD! Sweet! I explained to them that I was still wearing my sideburns because of my passing resemblance to Jermaine Clement. The CD came with a poster, which lead to a great photo opportunity.

So, do I look anything like Jermaine?


Saturday August 9, 2008

Tonight there was an organized hostel outing to see an Aussie Rules Football Game (or just “Footy”) at the legendary Melbourne Cricket Ground (the “MCG”). Melbourne is considered the most fanatical city in Australia for sports. Their big games are cricket in the summer and footy in the winter. Both games are played on the same round fields. The 100,000-seat MCG is considered the holy grail stadium for both games.



Footy is vaguely like rugby, except played on a round field. There are some other differences in the rules, too, but most of them went over my head. I did learn that there were two tall goal posts surrounded by two shorter ones. If you kick, throw, carry, (or anything) the ball through the two centre posts, you get six points. If you put the ball through the two side goals, you’d get one point (this kind of goal is called a “behind”).

The teams were from the neighbourhoods of Saint Kilda and Collingwood. Footy is so popular in Melbourne that even individual neighbourhoods can garner enough supporters to sustain a team. After three quarters of action, it was so cold out that I was shivering, despite wearing five layers of tops (without a proper winter coat, I resorted to simply wearing lots of clothes at once). Most of our group left the stadium to go for drinks at a pub. We weren’t missing much. For the whole game, Collingwood was thoroughly spanking Saint Kilda. Rumour has it that Saint Kilda rallied and caught up somewhat in the fourth quarter, but stilll lost.

It was my last night in Melbourne, so I had to celebrate. The bar was playing fun music and it was good times. That night, I met a cute and friendly Japanese girl Mayumi from Osaka. She had travelled extensively in Canada and seemed to have picked up jobs at various ski resorts in Australia and Canada. I told her how much I enjoyed Osaka and told her the story about how Will Chau and I tried to order sushi in the japanese restaurant there while every person in the restaurant stared at us. After professing our mutual loves for okonomiyaki, she promised to make it for me if I returned to Melbourne sometime in the next few months!

Sunday August 10, 2008

My bus out of Melbourne today left at 7 AM. It would be a thirteen hour trip (including a couple breaks) to reach Sydney Central Station, almost 900 km away.

The last time I travelled between the same two cities it was a mere one hour flight. This bus ride was only $60. The flight was $92, and that didn’t include the costs to get to and from the airports. I know that there are occasional specials for dirt-cheap flights on Australia’s busiest air route, but I did not succeed at finding one this time around.

As the bus drove past the mountainous regions near the Australia capital city, Canberra, I saw something I hadn’t seen since February 1.


Yes. That’s SNOW on the side of the road. It was COLD out.

The bus stopped for about one hour in Canberra. I had a short time to walk around and take pictures. This is a photograph of the Parliament House of Australia. The building is located mostly underground to better fit in with the surrounding hills and landscape. This photograph is taken from a great distance away since I did not have enough time to walk the rest of the distance to get closer. Wikipedia tells me that the building cost over AU$1.1 billion (1988) to build, making it the most expensive building in the southern hemisphere.


Maybe some day I will return to Canberra (maybe when the weather is warmer.... BRRR!) and capture a better photograph to please my readers.

We arrived at Sydney Central Station at 8 PM. I walked a short distance to the nearby Sydney Central YHA hostel. It’s a huge hostel... seeming more like a vast hotel than a cozy home. At least it’s squeaky clean and modern. I’d only be here one night, though. In the morning I had one more short trip to take... the Blue Mountains!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Long Live The King!

Wednesday July 30, 2008

...continued

Coronation? I knew that Tonga was a Kingdom, but I had no idea there would be a coronation when I was there. News is often hard to get while you’re traveling and keeping track of current events isn’t usually a high priority. Wow! People told me that the coronation of King George Tupou V would be on Friday. I was going to be able to see it! What a surprise!

Thursday July 31, 2008

I was, again, seated in business class on my short flight to Tonga. My flight took off on Wednesday morning, but landed only one hour later on Thursday morning. I was the first person out of the plane and into the airport and my bag came out third on the baggage carousel. So far, the gods were favouring me with good luck in the Polynesian kingdom.

When I left the terminal, I found Toni (not Toni Bate), the owner of Toni’s guesthouse. After a brief stop at the ATM to take out the local currency, the Tongan Pa’anga (1 TOP = 1.8 CAD) and sell the rest of my Samoan Tala off, Toni drove Rita and me to his guesthouse. Rita, whom I had met on the islands of Savai’i and Manono in Samoa, was on the same plane as me to Tonga and decided to stay at the same guesthouse. Toni’s Guesthouse is basically the cheapest (and most basic) guesthouse in the whole country of Tonga. One night’s stay in a dorm was only 15 pa’anga (CA$8)

Toni is quite a character. He’s an Englishman who emigrated to Tonga something like twenty years ago. He’s been in Tonga long enough to acquire citizenship. He is a bit of a grouchy fellow and often shouts and yells at his Tongan employees (and his Tongan wife, Lennie) when they make mistakes or aren’t doing anything. It seems harsh, but I think he did it out of necessity... the Tongans weren’t known for working very hard. I saw it all the time.

Toni explained that most Tongans aren’t motivated to work very hard. Their island, Tongatapu, is a paradise. Food grows everywhere. No one goes hungry. Also, there are as many Tongans outside of Tonga as there are in Tonga itself. Many of them have jobs in Australia, New Zealand, or the US and send money home to their families. So, if a Tongan in Tonga doesn’t want to work, they don’t have to since their families will always take care of them. They might not live in luxury, but they will live in comfort.

At Toni’s, I finally had the opportunity to shave. I hadn’t shaved in more than a week and I was extremely scruffy. Because of my love for Flight of the Conchords, and my epiphany about my likeness to Jermaine Clement, I decided to leave my sideburns on. I daresay that they make me look rather dashing.

After a short while, Rita and I went into the capital (and only) city, Nuku’alofa. Toni’s wasn’t actually located in the city, but about 5 km outside. We could walk, but Toni offered rides for only 1 pa’anga. When we got to the city, I bought some stamps at the post office, some plane tickets (to the neighbouring island of ‘Eua -- more about that when I write about they day I go there), and some food at the market.

We walked along the waterfront. The whole city was decorated in honour of the coronation, mostly by gates that were constructed on many of the main streets.


There had been events all week long so far. We had the option to see a rugby match today (the Tongans vs. The World 15), but we sat that one out. Instead, we wandered around the central market and marveled at the bounty of foods and crafts for sale. The variety of vegetables and fruits for sale in Tonga seemed much greater than it did in Samoa. We enjoyed drinking some fresh coconuts and then settled down to watch some Tongan kids dancing in the market parking lot along with a live band.


We didn’t watch the show very long since some people came out to deliver some very impassioned speeches. We didn’t know what they were talking about, but the volume control was set to “ear piercing” and it was too unpleasant to stay much longer. Too many speeches. Not enough dancing.

Nuku’alofa was a nice enough little town. It was smaller than Apia and less dirty. I had a better feeling about Nuku’alofa than Apia. Yay Tonga.

That night, I went to town with some of the other people in the guesthouse: Elaine (from New Zealand), Rose (from England), and her two kids, Valentine (probably about 10 years old) and Dolly (about four years old). They were all in Tonga specifically to see the coronation (not like me, who was just there randomly). We had some ice cream and then went to the outdoor patio of Friend’s Cafe. There was a jazz band playing and the atmosphere was lively. It wasn’t very long before Rose’s daughter, Dolly, grew very attached to me and wouldn’t leave my side. She sat on my lap and we played games like 20 Questions (and we whispered answers to each other!).


Friday August 1, 2008

Today was the day of the actual coronation. The crew from Friend’s Cafe the night before, along two English medical students, Mark, and Abigail, went into town and stood outside of the church where the coronation ceremony took place. We didn’t get to go into the church itself, but got to stand right outside. From where we were standing, we could see the king and his throne through a church window. We could also see lots of the action going on outside, too, including the arrival of many foreign dignitaries. I was able to identify most of the flags waving from the hoods of their vehicles, but I couldn’t identify some of the ones from the smaller Pacific Islands. I guess even my awesome geography knowledge has its limits.

The church ceremony had lots of the harmonious singing that the church in Samoa had warmed me up for. We got to see some Important Church Dude put the crown on the King’s head. After the mass, I snapped this photo of the king in his crown, robe, and ermine cloak, before he was spirited away in his limousine.


Following the church ceremony, there was a military marching band parade in front of the church.


Once the bands cleared away, the foreign dignitaries were all spirited away in their own limousines. There was a big long line of limos, and it took a while for them all to get through. I saw Prime Minister of New Zealand, Helen Clark exit the church and board her limo, too. I don’t know if Canada had any official representation there. As far as I know, I was the highest ranking Canadian official there.

We walked the short two blocks from the church to the main street of Nuku’alofa to watch some more of the parade and go to Friend’s Cafe for lunch. It wasn’t just a coronation parade, you know. This day was also my six month anniversary of leaving Canada on this trip. It certainly was nice of the Tongans to great me with all this pomp and grandeur.

That night, I had the option to see a huge and very elaborate fireworks display. I didn’t go to it, though. Instead I went to a Tongan Feast at the Good Samaritan Inn. There was roast suckling pig and lots of other foods to choose from. While we were eating our meals, we were entertained by some really bad lounge style music played on an electric keyboard. Because the inn was located right beside the sea and the waves were crashing violently against the coast the whole time, there was a fine mist that spread over the stage, and the entertainer had to keep drying off the keyboard with a hair dryer. Hilarious!

Following the meal, we got to see some traditional Polynesian dances. The dancing was really good. In addition to some dances from Tonga, there were also dances from Samoa, The Cook Islands, and New Zealand. My favourite was the dance of the Maori from New Zealand., “The Haka”. It’s a war chant with lots of slapping for emphasis. I also saw the New Zealand All Blacks rugby team perform the same dance before one of their matches against the Australian Wallabies while sitting on a ferry from Savai’i to ‘Upolu in Samoa. So cool.

Saturday August 2, 2008

Today I took Toni’s day tour of the island of Tongatapu. There were some nice sights, but it was generally pretty boring. We got to see the huge number of fields of fruit and vegetables everywhere. We drove past countless churches, including about 30 Mormon Churches. I think that the Mormons want to make Tonga the first official Mormon country in the world. It looks like they’re trying to take over with their neat and tidy cookie-cutter carbon-copy churches. We also got to hear Toni complain some more about how lazy the Tongans are.

Two of the nicest sights were the blowholes on the south coast of the island. The island is made from limestone that gets eaten up by the waves. Along the coast, the water forces its way into the rock and makes cracks and holes. Some of these holes start underwater and extend to the surface. When the waves crash against the coast, water can travel through the holes and jet out the top like a geyser. That’s what a blowhole is. They looks really cool in action.


Another cool sight was the Trilithon (“three rocks”). This rock structure was constructed from huge limestone rocks one thousand years ago and is theorized to have astronomical functions similar to Stonehenge in England.


That night, after a fine dinner at The Two Sister’s restaurant in Nuku’alofa (I had Red Snapper with Mustard Sauce -- SO GOOD), Mark, Abigail (the two English medical students who were doing an internship at the hospital in Nuku’alofa), and I had some “kava tonga” with Toni. Kava is a traditional Polynesian drink made from plant roots. It’s consumed on many islands in the South Pacific, including Fiji and Samoa. I didn’t get to sample any kava on Samoa, so I had to make sure that I tried it in Tonga. Normally only men are allowed to drink kava. Toni is the only person in Tonga that allows women to sit around the kava bowl and drink, too. This is a photograph of Toni’s wife, Lennie, preparing our kava for us. She is filtering the drink through the large bag and letting it pour into the kava bowl.


When we asked Lennie to drink kava with us, she declined and said, “Kava is for men. Beer is for women.” I like her attitude.

Kava is not alcoholic, but is supposed to have a mild narcotic affect that makes your tongue tingle, makes you relaxed, then makes you sleep. It’s one of those things, however, that generally doesn’t have the proper effect the first time you have it. My tongue tingled a bit and I did get sleepy after a while, but I drank a LOT. Lennie admitted that she made a bit too much. After a while, before we finished the kava, I went to bed while Mark and Toni kept drinking. I drank so much kava that I had to wake up a couple times in the middle of the night to pee (waking up to pee in the middle of the night is one of my pet peeves -- made even more annoying when you are sleeping in a dorm and have to go outside to find the toilet!).

Sunday August 3, 2008

It’s Sunday in Tonga! Almost all shops and restaurants are closed. The Tongans mostly go to church. The foreigners have very few options on what to do. One fun thing to do is to catch a 15 minute ferry ride to the island resort of Pangaimotu in Nuku’alofa’s harbour. I went with Mark and Abigail. Because of the coronation, there were far more foreigners in Tonga than there usually are, so the little island was a very busy place that day. Most of the guests that day were sailors from the Royal Australian Navy vessel Ballarat. The place was swarmed with rowdy drunken Aussies (much like Melbourne on your average Friday or Saturday night!).

Mark, Abigail, and I walked around to the other side of the island to enjoy a quieter beach. We laid there for hours reading, soaking up the sun, and swimming. I used my sarong as a beach towel to lie on. There was a tiny crab living in a hole beside me and we played peek-a-boo for a while.


After our sleepy beach party, we went to the beach bar for lunch. We sat at the same table as an Australian expat whom worked in a local bank. He offered us the use of his snorkels and masks so we could do some snorkeling! Sweet! There were a couple partially-submerged wrecks just beside the beach there that just begged me to go snorkeling around. We didn’t have any fins, but I found we didn’t really need any. So, now I know that I can snorkel just fine with just a snorkel and goggles.


There were lots of fish and corals on the other side of the big rusty ship. I greatly enjoyed swimming there. I’m not very good at swimming, mostly I flounder around and get water up my nose. Having a snorkel and mask makes it MUCH EASIER. I think I’ll have to buy a set before the next time I visit any tropical island location.

Monday August 4, 2008

I had to get up a little early today so I could catch my flight to the neighbouring island of ‘Eua. It was the shortest flight ever in probably the smallest plane I’ve ever been in. We were in the air for only ten minutes, even less time than I was in the plane when I went skydiving in Byron Bay. The plane had only ten seats, including the pilot and copilot. There was no real copilot there that day, though. It was I who got to sit in the copilot’s seat. SO COOL OMG OMG OMG.



I also had the option of taking a ferry to ‘Eua. Joe Clancy told me, however, that the ferry is very unreliable and very uncomfortable -- a real sea sickness and barfing party. The ferry’s schedule wasn’t very convenient for me, either. Although the ferry was much cheaper than the plane, I’m extremely happy I took the plane. It cost 119 pa’anga (CA$66) with return. That seems cheap for a flight, but you have to remember that the two flights are only ten minutes each! It didn’t matter, being able to sit in the copilot’s seat made it completely worth it.

We even got to see a whale from the plane! Hundreds of humpback whales swim through the channel between Tongatapu and ‘Eua each year in order to reach their mating and calving waters around the northern Tongan islands of Vava’u. Vava’u is supposed to be really nice to go to, and has lots of whaling tours available, even tours where you can snorkel with the whales! Flying there is much more expensive, and all the flights were booked solid because of the coronation. That’s one reason I chose to go to ‘Eua instead of Vava’u. If I ever go to Tonga again, though, I’d make sure I stayed longer than one week so I could make sure I could make it to Vava’u.

Anyways, ‘Eua is pretty good on its own. Unlike Tongatapu and many of the other inhabited Tongan islands, ‘Eua is volcanic in origin. Tongatapu is made from the limestone created by corals over millions of years. As a result, ‘Eua’s landscape is more spectacular than Tongatapu’s.

‘Eua is also one of the least developed islands in Tonga. Not many people live there and many of the roads are unpaved. It’s a quiet, sleepy little place.

After getting to my accommodations, the Hideaway resort, I settled in and didn’t do much else that day. The place was more comfortable than Toni’s (and more expensive), so I just relaxed. I spent some time talking to some of the other guests. There was a prosecutor, Peter (from Sydney) who was working for the Tongan government. He had worked on several other south Pacific islands before, like the Solomon Islands. Along with the prosecutor Peter, there was an English judge named Robert. Robert was one of the three judges of the Supreme Court in Tonga. Tonga needs to hire foreigners for its judges since no one in Tonga itself has enough experience to be a judge. Robert used to be a judge in Fiji, but left after the last coup made things unpleasant. I spent some time listening to Robert and Peter tell stories about how the justice system in Tonga and other small South Pacific island nations works. It sounds like it would be very boring, but it was actually very interesting.

Also at the Hideaway were Rose and her two kids Valentine and Dolly, who had been at Toni’s before, but took the ferry to ‘Eua on Saturday. The two kids were still attached to me and I had to entertain them for a while. They were very interested in playing my Nintendo DS games!

Tuesday August 5, 2008

I took a great tour of the island today. The only people on the tour were me, and my guide Baia. We were dropped off near the tip of the island by a small field of some giant taro plants. Baia and I walked down a hill and through a jungle. In the jungle, we were greeted by the noisy squawking of the native parrots. We saw a few of the birds flying above the jungle, too. They were beautiful black birds with colourful red, blue, and green feathers.

Baia and I reached an amazing lookout where we could see the ocean, beach, jungle, and big cliffs.


We walked through meadows and cow pastures along the top of the cliffs to the other side. From there, it was mostly a hand-over-hand scramble down the sharp, jaggy rocks of the cliff itself to reach some caves near the base. There was a long series of interconnected caves honeycombing the base of the cliffs. Lots of stalactites and stalagmites. There were a few places where we had to crawl through small barely human-sized holes to get through to the next cave.


We ended up on a beach where Baia climbed a coconut tree to find some coconuts to augment our lunch of toasted sandwiches. Opening the coconuts is a lot of work! Baia banged the coconuts against some rocks to loosen the thick husk. Once it was soft enough, he pulled the husk off and used his knife cut a small hole through the shell. The shells were filled with delicious liquid. Once we drank the juice, we could bang the shell some more to split it and use a knife to cut out the coconut flesh inside. Delicious!


After lunch, I had the option to go swimming around the reefs and rockpools near the beach, but I didn’t have my own snorkling gear so I didn’t bother (another reason why I need to buy my own set before the next time I visit a tropical island). We climbed back up the cliff, hiked back through the jungle, across a meadow, and through a pine forest filled with coffee bushes.


Since we were technically a little early, our ride from the Hideaway wasn’t there to pick us up yet. That wasn’t a problem, though. While we were walking back, Baia and I managed to catch a couple lifts from passing motorists to take us most of the rest of the way back. These were really bumpy and bone-jarring rides sitting in the backs of nearly derelict pick-up trucks. One of the beds of the trucks was so rusty, that there were holes in it where we could see straight through to the rear wheel, axle, and roadway.

When I got back to the Hideaway, I found Robert, his wife, Peter, and the kids sitting on the deck watching whales swim past. Robert said that he had seen at least fifteen or twenty of them swimming past in the several hours they had been sitting there. Many of then were swimming in the distance and required binoculars to see them, but some of them were a lot closer. I joined them, but, sadly, had missed most of the action already. I only saw a couple in the distance spouting water through their blowholes. One was a bit closer and I was able to see it flip its tail gracefully up out of the water before diving under the surface.

I didn’t do much else for the rest of the day. I said goodbye to Peter, Rose, and her two kids. Rose and her family were heading back to Nuku’alofa and flying back to England the day after. Their five week trip in Tonga was rapidly coming to an end. As a departing gift to the two kids, I gave them a couple of my Nintendo DS games (Cooking Mama and Megaman ZX). Rose bought me a beer in exchange. I explained that its the Canadian way to get paid for things in beer.

That night, I sat around with the judge Robert, his wife, and his official interpreter, Tonga (yes the Tongan interpreter’s name was Tonga). Robert kept buying us beers so we kept drinking them. What a nice man :)

Wednesday August 6, 2008

In the morning, it was my time to leave ‘Eua, too. I got a ride to the tiniest airport I’ve ever seen. This is the termina
l building! The check-in desk and waiting room aren’t really even inside.


This was the baggage cart and carousel. The big blue bag with shoes hanging off is mine.


Again, I got to sit in the copilot’s seat on the tiny Britten Norman Islander plane. This time, I spent some more time looking at the instruments, dials, and guages, on the control panel of the plane. We reached a maximum altitude of about 1000 feet during the flight and reached a maximum speed of about 110 knots.

When I got off the plane, my pick-up from Toni’s Guesthouse wasn’t there. I guess they forgot to come pick me up. I had to call them using someone else’s mobile phone so they could come and get me.

So, I’ve been traveling for more than six months now and had purchased very few souvenirs. I had less than one month left, and decided that it was time to start buying some. I went to the market in Nuku’alofa to do some shopping. Kerstin (from New Zealand) and Ann (from Sydney, Australia), who were also staying in Toni’s, came along, too. Kerstin had just arrived in Tonga and was scouting out the market for her own souvenirs to buy. I ended up buying a cool (and kind of gruesome looking) wooden hand-carved mask.

We ended up sitting in Cafe Escape for a while to have some coffees and lunch. Ann had a couple of Tongan friends join us, too. The three of them then left and left me and Kerstin behind. We decided to walk to the Tongan Cultural Centre, located about midway between Toni’s Guesthouse and Nuku’alofa. Sadly, the museum was closed so we just walked the rest of the way back to Toni’s. I bought some beer and a bottle of Tongan rum. The beers were for drinking tonight at Toni’s. The rum was to bring back to Australia.

Kerstin and I made it back to Toni’s and spent the rest of the afternoon chilling and listening to music. She was a fan of Feist, but had only heard the second album, so I played the first one for her. She copied some of my music and I copied some of hers. She listened to lots of Japanese and Korean music (she also spoke fluent Japanese), so she gave me some of that to listen to.

That night was my last night in Tonga and I hung out with Mark and Abigail for the last time. They had started working at the hospital in Tonga. The work there was pretty laid back and they could show up whenever they wanted. The hospital didn’t have a lot of medicines to give to people, so they mostly gave out Panadol for most problems.

Thursday August 7, 2008

My time in Tonga was over. I had to take a plane today to get back to Melbourne. again, I got to fly on business class the whole way. Sadly, this time I didn’t get the very swanky lay-down-flat seats that I had the first time. The food was excellent, again. I ended up drinking a lot of Pinot Grigio wine that day. After spending a few hours enjoying the business class lounge in Auckland again I took another business class flight to Melbourne. After three weeks on the islands, I was finally back in Australia for one more time before heading back to North America.

To be continued...

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Island Beats

Monday July 21, 2008

After breakfast, I left Valentine’s Motel and walked to the Central Bus Station in Apia. It was about a fifteen minute walk. The bus station was little more than a parking lot beside the harbour with some covered benches for people to wait. You had to walk around and look for the bus with the name of the place you wanted to go. I was heading to Lalumanu and found my bus pretty quickly. I had to wait about half an hour for it to leave, though.

The Lonely Planet says that taking the local buses in Samoa is an experience. That’s quite true. The buses are all decorated differently. They usually were painted with bright, clashing, gaudy colours on the outside. This bus had a big New Zealand flag hanging inside the front. Another had ‘70s-style fuzzy carpet with bobbing figures of scantily clad ladies. Yet another had a big poster of Jesus with prayers written in Spanish. Most of the buses were filled with wooden seats and panelling. Some of them made frightening creaking noises. Most of them played loud music while they crisscrossed the Samoan countryside. Unlike in Southeast Asia, I enjoyed the Samoan music. Sometimes they played some mellow stuff. Usually they playing pulsing and reggae rhythms and island beats! Reggae is okay! I used to greatly dislike it, but now I know it has its time and its place. Samoa is the place.



The people on the buses were just as interesting as the buses themselves. The interiors of the buses were quite small. The wooden benches were not spacious. However, the Samoans, on average, were quite spacious people. The spacing of the seats on the bus would have made sense in Asia, but, generally, the Samoans were large people! The buses were often crowded, too. People would have to sit on each other’s laps (though no one ever sat on mine). Children (especially babies!) would get passed around. People would crowd together and stand in the aisle. There would always be a guy or two standing in the doorway. It seemed much more crowded on the buses in Samoa then on any buses I rode on in Asia... and it didn’t help that the Samoans were larger than the Asians! heh.

Around 10 AM (no schedules are ever very precise in Samoa), the bus was mostly full and pulled out of the parking lot, er, bus station. There’s a second bus station in Apia about three blocks away beside the Central Market. The bus pulled through there to pick up some more passengers. Apparently the driver didn’t think the bus was full enough since he drove back to the main bus station to look for even more fares. After finding a few more people who wanted to go to Lalumanu (or anywhere between Apia and Lalumanu), he finally drove past the harbour and out of Apia.

There was a couple from Sydney seated behind me on the bus. They had come in on a Princess Cruise Ship that was docked in Apia for the day. They were on a 75-day cruise around the Pacific: Sydney, New Zealand, Fiji, Samoa, Hawaii, San Francisco, Vancouver, Alaska, Russia, Korea, Hong Kong, Singapore, Darwin, and back to Sydney (there’s prolly a few dozen more stops in there, but you get the general idea). The cruise ship was like seven stories tall and was taller than any other building in Apia (which makes the ship taller than any building in the whole country)! As we drove through the streets of Apia, I saw the familiar shabby streets filled with lots of tourists -- most of them white senior citizens.

As we departed the shabby city, my spirits were lifted. I wasn’t fond of Apia, but the coastal road headed east from Apia was much nicer. We drove past beaches, mountains, villages, and countless palm trees. Life was good again! I felt re-energized.

The ride to Lalumanu took about an hour and a half. The bus was not fast. Thankfully, it was very cheap. I only paid 5 tala (CA$2) for the ride. A taxi would have cost 100 tala (CA$40).

When I got to Lalumanu I checked myself into my fale on the beach. A fale is a small open-sided beach hut, usually raised on stilts with a thatch roof. They’re a popular form of accommodation for tourists and locals alike on Samoa (and other Polynesian islands). They’re usually cheap, too -- especially the simple ones with open sides and no ensuite toilets. Most fales will have side coverings that can be removed. At Lalumanu, my fale had simple tarp coverings. A fale that I had later, in Manase, had much nicer thatch coverings. My fales were furnished very simply -- a floor mat and blanket with mosquito net for sleeping, and nothing else. But, I didn’t really need anything else. My needs were simple.

This is a photograph of my fale on Lalumanu beach. It’s not very tall -- I could not stand up in it (though my fale in Manase was tall enough for me to stand up in). A plastic Coke bottle case served as the front step. Staying in this fale cost me 65 tala/night (CA$27), including breakfast and dinner.


The beach on Lalumanu was overcrowded with fales -- they were built in three rows on the beach. No privacy here. I really wasn’t here for the privacy, though. Rumour had it that the snorkeling on Lalumanu was fantastic, and I was eager to go.

I paid 30 tala (CA$12.50) to rent a a snorkel, mask, fins, and life jacket. I got the life jacket since I wanted to swim with no effort -- and I’m not a very confident swimmer anyways. I donned my gear and stepped into the water. I only had to swim about ten meters from the shore before I was surrounded by schools of colourful fish and feathery corals. The current was very slow and swimming among all the beauty was no trouble at all. It was amazing that such abundant life in the sea was located so close to the land. I felt like I was experiencing a miracle just being there. It was a miracle that happened every day there. One of the schools of the fish quickly accepted me as one of their own. They followed me around for at least ten minutes. Even after I tried to leave them and explore another part of the reef, they continued to trail, then surround, me. Some of their more intrepid members swam up close to me to check me out. I guess they must have liked me since they followed me for so long.

That night I enjoyed dinner at the resort restaurant. I sat with a group of New Zealanders (Kiwis!) for dinner and drinks. The Taufu Beach Fales Resort did not let us go hungry... they gave us more than enough food -- the grilled tuna was especially nice. It wasn’t Samoan food though -- mostly Westernized stuff. After dinner, I sat there drinking for a few hours with the Kiwis. We played a lot of cards, too. In particular, we played a card game that they called “Shithead”. It’s funny, but I’ve played this game with people from at least a dozen nations from all over the world now. The real funny thing is... I first played it in Canada, but the game was called “Necronomicom.” I don’t know why the other nations have changed the cool Canadian name into something much more boring. Let’s face it... “Necronomicon” (it means “Book of the Dead”) is a much cooler word than “Shithead!”

We would have played longer and drank more beer but the power cut out around 10 PM. After a few minutes the bar closed and it was party over. I roamed back across the soft powdery sand under the full moon towards my beach fale. There were no waves pounding against the sand, but they were all crashing on the barrier reef farther out. I then saw an amazing phenomenon -- something that I could only call a “moonbow.” I have no idea if that’s the real name, but that’s the closest thing I can think of. The full moon was shining in the sky behind me behind a thin veil of clouds. In front of me there was a ghostly white arch filling the sky. There were no colours, just white that faded out as I stood mesmerizing at it. The clouds soon moved and the arch disappeared. Wow.

Tuesday July 22, 2008

Today I did very little. I spent time in the morning enjoying the beach -- laying on the sand working on my tan, reading, listening to my iPod, and occasionally taking a swim when I got too warm. The weather was sunnier today so I walked around more taking photographs. There was an island sticking out of the ocean not far from the coast, and with the blue skies, I found it to be very picturesque. That night there was more drinking and playing cards with other tourists in the resort bar, again to be ended by a power blackout.


Wednesday July 23, 2008

I woke up very early today at 6 AM. I needed to take the local bus out of Lalumanu to get back to Apia (and from there, onwards towards Manase on the island of Savai’i) and the bus was scheduled to drive past “sometime between 6:30 and 7 AM.” Technically, the bus runs on Samoan time, so things like timetables are never very precise. There’s no designated bus stop. I only had to stand at the side of the road and flag the bus down by waving my hand, palm down. I prefer this system of flagging the bus down. It’s also quite common in Southeast Asia. When I was in Hong Kong I got very annoyed when I could NOT flag a bus down and was forced to find a bus stop. I’m sure Will Chau can relate my frustrations from that day on Lantau Island to you. The drawback is, though, that the bus has to stop much more often as the locals get on and off it.

Thankfully, when the bus did come (approximately 6:40 AM), I was able to get a seat since I got on the bus was quite close to the beginning of its run. Within about twenty minutes the bus was filled to nearly overflowing with people. Most of them were uniformed children on the way to school. It took nearly two hours to cover the distance to Apia.

When I got there I had breakfast at the Central Market -- which was not very good. I got the fried bun with lamb inside it. I had seen other people eating them and the ones they had looked quite good. Mine was not. It had very little meat inside and lots of grease instead. Some of the grease splashed onto the top of my swanky Crumpler messenger bag. My Tide pen could not erase the stain. Alas.

From the Central Market in Apia, I caught another local bus for an hour and a half to the ferry terminal near the west end of the main island of ‘Upolu. The ferry took an hour and twenty minutes to cross the strait to the island of Savai’i.

Geography lesson time! The nation of Samoa consists of two main islands: ‘Upolu and Savai’i. The capital city, Apia, and most of the people, live on the eastern island ‘Upolu. The western island is Savai’i. It is bigger, but less developed and less populated. The two islands are separated by the 22 km wide Apolima Strait. Savai’i is the biggest Polynesian island after Hawaii and the islands of New Zealand.

When my ferry docked on Savai’i, I caught my third and final local bus of the day to get to Manase, on the north coast of the island. Here, I was staying at Regina’s Beach Fales. My fale here was much nicer (and cheaper -- only 55 (CA$23) tala/night -- including three meals). This fale was bigger, taller, didn’t have ugly tarp sides, and was decorated on the inside with a quilt on the roof and decorative cloth on the sides. This fale was not directly on the beach, but about five metres from the sand.


I spent the bulk of the afternoon lying on the mat in my fale reading my book, listening to my iPod, or just napping. I was definitely shifting my trip into low gear on Samoa.

Before dinner that night a busload of about fifteen American kids on a Catholic church mission checked into the fales at Regina’s. They had just seen the Pope during World Youth Day in Sydney and were now touring the pious islands of Samoa. They were generally nice kids and weren’t as annoying as I would expect most groups of 16-year olds to be. They did, however, turn the sleepy uncrowded little fale community into a busier little place.

Dinner at Regina’s was announced by ringing a bell and felt like a family meal at home. Me, and the five other travelers (not including the American mission kids) sat around a table with plates of food around us. We had polite conversation as we passed the different dishes to each other. That’s the one thing I really enjoyed about staying at the different beach resorts in Samoa (and later, Tonga) that included dinner for their guests -- the meals were friendly, polite, communal affairs with home-cooked local food that felt like family meals. We ate things like soup, taro, fried chicken, deep fried sausage (yum?), and palusami (the coconut cream, onion, and taro leaf concoction that I mentioned in my previous post).

Thursday July 24, 2008

My breakfast was delayed by about an hour since the American mission kids held a morning mass service at the time that breakfast would normally be served. Durned kids. It’s nice to go to church and all, but, I was hungry and I had decided to go for a big walk today. The delay was stressing me out. This stress was unnecessary, of course. Stress is never necessary in a laid back place like Samoa.

My destination that day was the crater of the dormant volcano Mt. Matavanu. It was a 12 km walk away. I could have rented a bicycle and saved myself the first 4 km of the walk, but that didn’t seem worth it. I could have rented a car and driven the first 10 km, but definitely wasn’t worth it. I had no problems with a 12 km walk (God knows I need the exercise!). It only took me about 3 hours to get to the summit of the 670 metre high volcano. On the way I was met by the “World Famous Craterman.” He claims he is world famous, but I suspect that his fame lies solely with the community of travelers who also climb Mt. Matavanu and his only press lies within the pages of Lonely Planet guidebooks or blogs like this one. The last two km of the road to the summit was decadently bordered with signs made by the Craterman himself with messages from other travelers proclaiming their love of Samoa, the volcano, or the Craterman himself. The Craterman did not lead me to the summit and I did not talk with him much, so I did not get to experience his great charisma, as travelers from 108 other countries had in the past 7 years that he had dwelled on the slopes of the mountain.

I took a wrong turn on the way to the summit and my hike was probably half an hour longer than it should have been. I did make it eventually, though. The summit wasn’t really what I expected. I had expected a neat rocky volcanic cone punctuated with a deep craggy crater and steam vents. It wasn’t anything like that! The summit was at the top of a hill, yes, but it was shrouded by a deep forest cover. You couldn’t really see it coming. The crater was a huge deep hole at the top filled with trees and more vegetation. No big rocks. No steam. Instead, I was greeted with peaceful tranquility. Birds chirped and butterflies fluttered by. No other people were there... not even the Craterman (he was still at his fale below waiting for more travelers). I tried to take pictures to document the place, but the crater was too big and too deep for my camera to do it any justice. Though, in hindsight, I should have attempted to take a panoramic photo there.

The view on the way down was pretty good, though.


On the way back down I ran into a few people. The first was the Dutch girl Rita, whom I would run into a few more times over the next couple weeks. She had bicyled the 4 km road from Manase to the village of Paia and walked the last 8 km up the mountain. I also encountered the Craterman leading a group of American tourists (not the mission kids) up the slope. The Americans had rented a car and had driven the whole way except for the last 2 km. I plugged in my iPod and began my journey back down towards Manase. After about an hour (maybe 4 km) of walking, the Americans had caught up with me in the car and gave me a lift the rest of the way to Regina’s Beach Fales in Manase. They couldn’t believe that I had walked the whole way. I didn’t really have much else to do, anyways.

When I returned to Regina’s, I met a few new guests. Unlike the guests who had been there before (old people from New Zealand or Holland), these people were closer to my age and travel lifestyle -- they were backpackers. They were a couple from Denmark (Rikke and a guy who’s name I can’t remember) and a guy from Argentina (Leandro). The Danish couple had been everywhere. They were currently on the kind of island hopping trip across the Pacific that I dreamed of taking myself. In one trip, they were visiting Tonga, Samoa, Fiji, Tahiti, and Easter Island, before heading on to Chile and visiting the rest of South America. Talking to them was very inspiring since I had recently been feeling a lot of travel fatigue and had been losing much of my motivation and ambition for further traveling.

Our new group quickly got along. We spent the rest of the day on the beach. As dinner approached and the sun began to set, we visited the shop across the street to pick up some beers. The Samoan priest (who now lived in Australia) who was traveling with the American mission kids joined us for some beers, too. He was a really nice guy. I totally forgive him for delaying my breakfast by an hour that morning :)

That night, in order to entertain the American mission kids the owners of Regina’s Beach Fales held a little Samoan fia fia. A fia fia is a traditional Samoan dance and feast. We had a lot of Samoan food to choose from (including roast pig) and a little four piece Samoan band. It sounded to me like they played the same four songs over and over, but the songs they played were really fun little island ditties. I liked the ukelele and the “plastic drum barrel and string” player.


I expected Samoan fire dancers to come in and do some crazy Polynesian dancers for us. That’s not what we got, though. Apparently the American mission kids had taken some lessons earlier that day and did the dancing for us. It was good clean fun and hilarious.


It was a good excuse to wear my Balinese sarong and do some dancing myself. It had been a while since I got to wear my sarong. They are traditional dress in Samoa, though they are called lavalavas there. Almost every man wears them. Little kids carry plastic shopping bags full of lavalavas in Apia and try to hawk them to tourists. There was a shop in Apia close to my motel called “Mr. Lavalava.” They’re not only comfortable to wear, but very practical, too. They’re easily resizable (useful if you are a 5XL Samoan dude). You could lie on them on the beach. You could even use them as a towel, if you’re desperate. The lavalava is everywhere. The lavalava is Samoa.

Friday July 25, 2008

Again, breakfast was delayed by at least an hour today because the American mission kids had a morning Church service. I talked with one of the adults in charge of the kids. They were apparently driving to the blowholes on the south coast of Savai’i that day (a place that would probably take three hours to get to by bus, or two hours on taxi, but at great expense). I asked them if they had any extra space to give me a ride there. Unfortunately, their bus was already over-full so I was out of luck. Instead, I went for another walk that day. Yesterday I walked through the villages to the west of Manase to get to the volcano. Today, I would walk through the villages to the east of Manase to get to the lava fields that were created by the volcano one hundred years ago.

It took me about an hour and fifteen minutes to walk the 7 km to the village of Saleaula. The lava fields were cool. You could literally see where, a hundred years ago, the earth itself melted and flowed from the hills to the sea. Since then, the village of Saleaula (among others) had moved, people had built new houses, and trees and gardens bloomed in the new earth.


The main attraction in Saleaula were the remains of some churches that had been destroyed by the lava flows. When I arrived at the house near the churches, I was greeted by a small circle of Samoan women who were having lunch and cocoa. They were responsible for collecting the admission fee (5 tala or CA$2) for visiting the churches and guiding tourists to them. The women invited me to sit down and have some Samoan cocoa (with big chunks of chocolate!) and pineapple pie with them. These women were jokers. First they said that they were going to charge me 5 tala for the food and drink. Then they asked me if I was married (a common enough question). When I said ‘no’, they asked me if I needed a Samoan girlfriend. Then they said that they were really going to charge me 2 tala for the food and drink. I wasn’t quite sure what to believe. After I said I was done eating and was ready to see the churches I asked how much money I owed. I joked that, “since the price kept changing, I didn’t know how much they really wanted”
(a joke that had a big grain of truth to it!). They told me I could pay whatever I wanted. I tried paying them 10 tala total, but they would only accept the official admission fee of 5 tala. Later, the women who guided me to the church told me that when Samoans invite you into their home and offer you food and drink, you should always accept and never offer anything in return. It was all a joke. Those tricky Samoans!

Saturday July 26, 2008

Manase was good. I had enjoyed it more than Lalumanu and Apia (especially Apia!). However, it was time to move on. I had one more destination in Samoa: the island of Manono, located in the Apolima straight between the two main islands of ‘Upolu and Savai’i. After a ride on the local bus, then back on the ferry to Upolu, and another ride on the local bus, I found myself on the wharf opposite the island of Manono. I asked around at the wharf to find out which boat would take me to the Sunset View Fales on Manono. By random chance, the person I asked was the owner of Sunset View, Leota. He made a phone call and directed me to a boat that would take me the 5 km or so across the water to the island.

What an amazing boat ride. Jaw dropping. Astounding. The weather was beautiful and the shallow water was a brilliant sapphire blue. I sat near the front of the boat and let the wind and sea spray invigorate me. There were two kids sitting on the two boat prows. The sheer beauty of what I saw that day will linger in my memories forever. This was Polynesia. I was there.


I landed on the jetty in front of Sunset View and was served my lunch before I even got to see my fale. Within twenty minutes, me, and the three other guests (an older lady from Austria, Barbara, and a younger couple from Italy and Australia) were back on the boat snorkeling in the lagoon. The snorkeling here was not as spectacular as it was at Lalamanu. There were fewer corals and fish. I did learn an important lesson though -- I could still snorkel just fine without needed a life jacket to help me. As long as I lay flat, face down, on the surface, I could float there with no effort.

When we returned to land, a few more travelers checked in. One of them was Rita, whom I had met on the slopes of Mt. Matavanu a couple of days before. There were also a couple of other Austrians. Of course, as always, the German speakers immediately formed a clique and kept mostly to themselves. Rita and I talked for a while, but she smoked way too much and I tried to keep away from her.

Dinner that night was announcing by the blowing of a conch shell. There were about nine of us eating around the same table, and again, it felt like a family meal at home. As soon as we finished eating, we moved to the jetty to watch the sun set. This sunset was definitely one of the most beautiful I had seen on the trip. The sun set behind the island of Savai’i on the horizon with the island of Apolima in view. The planet Venus twinkled somewhat above the island of Savai’i, hovering over the place the sun just sunk into. The palm trees swayed in the light breeze. A cat jumped between the rocks on the shore hunting for lizards and fish. A local man and his child took an outrigger canoe and paddled around lazily. Does this paint a romantic picture? How about a romantic photograph instead?


As the night sky grew darker and was populated by more and more twinkling stars, most of us continued to sit on, or around, the jetty, with the warm waters of the South Pacific lapping up around us. Pure magic.

That night, the owner, Leota, regailed us with some stories about the creation of Sunset View Fales on the tiny island of Manono. He used to be an accountant for Pepsi on Samoa but got tired with that and tried to find a new way to support his family. He was the second person to open a guesthouse on the island. He took at least two years to build the place (probably mostly because he built it on Island Time). He took much advice from passing tourists. After he had felled the trees on the waters edge to clear space for the fales, one tourist told him to plant some trees since tourists love trees (probably the reason that the coconut trees are so stumpy beside there). When another passing tourist told him that people would like verandahs in front of their fales, Leota built them in front of all them (since my verandah didn’t have any chairs, though, I never bothered to sit there). Leota professed that he wanted to keep the place very small and under the radar, though. He didn’t have a website and he didn’t do any advertising. He liked to sit with the guests and be chatty, but if there were too many, he said he would be shy. His resort can be found in Lonely Planet, though, so I have to wonder how quiet his place will be in the long run. Leota was, though, a very sociable and friendly person and it was nice to talk to him.

Sunday July 27, 2008

I didn’t sleep so well. My allergies were bothering me. Unfortunately my preventive asthma medication, Flovent, was just running out. I thought I would have enough to last me throughout my trip, but I was one month shy of making it the whole way. I hope it wouldn’t be a problem. In Manono, though, it was turning out to be a problem. Some object in my fale (or the whole darned thing) was so dirty or dusty that my allergies (and as a result, my asthma) were going nutso. Breathing was hard when I was in there. There were two beds, though, so I planned to try to sleep on the other one that night to see if things would be be better.

I had to wake up quite early, so it wasn’t a big tragedy that I couldn’t sleep well. Leota (the owner of Sunset View), his buddy Apa, and his Leota’s son Jay were up at 6 AM to prepare our umu for our Sunday lunch feast. The other Polynesian Islanders prepared their umus underground. The Samoans made a big pile above ground, though. Leota said that it was because the Samoans were lazy and didn’t want to bother to dig any holes.

What’s an umu? Its an oven! We watched Leota and his crew build a fire of driftwood and coconut shells. Instead of cooking the food directly, the fire was used to heat a large pile of lava rocks. Meanwhile, Leota and his crew (but mostly Apa and Jay) were preparing the food itself. Jay was using a metal point and bowl to extract the white flesh from coconuts to make coconut cream. Apa was softening leaves by briefly placing them on the open flames. Once the coconut cream was prepared, Apa mixed in a little bit of onion and salt. We were then offered a small sample to taste. Woah! A little bit of onion goes a long way, believe me! The cream was wrapped in taro and breadfruit leaves. The rest of the coconut bits were thrown to the clucking chickens. The lot of it, including breadfruit, fish, and some beef legs for a neighbour were thrown on the pile of lava rocks and covered with leaves to cook for a few hours.


While our lunch was steaming in the big pile, we went to the local Samoan Congregational church for mass. It was my third mass in Samoa, but my first non-Catholic one. I’m very used to masses in Catholic. No matter what language it’s in, I know what’s going on. It’s always the same pattern. However, this mass wasn’t in Catholic. I was astonished at how much the Protestants had butchered my religion’s ancient rituals! Only one prayer! Lots of happy singing! No standing! No kneeling! If your knees weren’t hurting from kneeling so much, how would you know that God was even noticing what you were doing?

The singing was lovely, though. The songs were all in two part harmonies: men vs. women. The songs were happy and uplifting. Religion is very (VERY) important to the Samoans, so I’m not going to make fun any more *cough*heathens*cough*.

Nothing much else going on for the rest of the day. Sunday anywhere on Samoa was quiet time. Seeing an umu and going to church was supposed to be enough action for anyone! I spent most of the rest of the afternoon lying on the bed of my fale reading or watching anime on my laptop. As the afternoon darkened towards twilight I started to feel worse. My allergies definitely did not approve of my current living conditions. Switching to the other bed in my fale wasn’t working very well either. I decided that I would ask Leota to move to a different fale in the morning. After dinner, however, things got even worse. My asthma and allergies REALLY didn’t like that fale. I could barely breathe. I felt very dizzy. I felt very very strange. They were feelings that I remember from my childhood from when my asthma bothered me much more than it generally does now. It was the worst my asthma had bothered me in at least twenty years. There was no way I could sleep in that fale for the rest of the night. No. Way.

I left my fale and returned to the common area where Leota and his son Ivan were settling down to sleep. It was 10:30 PM. I told Leota that I had to change fales right away. He was very accommodating and had Ivan prepare one of the newer fales higher up on the hill for me. While Ivan was preparing my new fale for me, he asked me if I needed a Samoan boyfriend. Boyfriend. I’m not kidding. I don’t know if he was trying to hit on me or something, but I wasn’t really feeling well enough to try and overanalyse the situation. I told Ivan something along the lines like, “I don’t look for boyfriends, I prefer girlfriends.” After I rebutted him (not a pun), Ivan finished preparing my fale and left me alone to attempt to sleep.

Even though the crazy dizziness went away, my lungs were still upset and sleep was hard to get that night. I spent most of the night tossing and turning from crazy and bizarre dreams. I knew that I should feel better in the morning, so I just dealt with it.

Monday July 28, 2008

I felt like crap in the morning. I had the option to go snorkeling, but I would have none of that. It was a rest day. I came down for meals, and nothing else. My allergies weren’t so bad, but I still wanted to rest.

That night, things got worse.

Many of the (annoying) Austrians whom were staying at Sunset View complained bitterly that they weren’t being served any fish for their meals. If so many fish were swimming around the reef and the waters around the island, how come the guests weren’t getting a cut of the action? They talked about it endlessly. My attitude was, of course, “sit down and shut up,” but I would never tell anyone that. Apa joked that most of the fishermen were too lazy to go and catch the fish (a believable story, of course, given the lax attitude of many of the Samoans). So, that night, the five Austrians and Germans (they always travel in packs and then stick together), went to the other resort on Manono for dinner... presumably to visit the people who had moved from Sunset View to there the day before.

So, that night, the only people left for dinner were me and an elderly couple from Sydney. Since there was only three of us, the staff set up a dining table on the jetty itself so we could share our suppers closer to the water under the setting sun. That sure was nice of them. The staff wasn’t really as dumb as the Germans thought they were and served us fish for dinner. Personally, I thought it was rude for the other guests to complain so much to get fish, then finally eat somewhere else when it was finally served. So be it. I wasn’t being one of the rude ones. My karma was not slighted.

I don’t think my meal sat very well with me though. After dinner, I tried to go to bed, but sleep would not come. My stomach REALLY HURT. It hurt for hours. I seriously considered going to the hospital (a very big step for me considering I’m a very much a person who dislikes going to the doctor for “minor” ailments). There was no hospital on a small island like Manono, though, so I would have to go to Apia if I really wanted to seek emergency medical attention. After forcing myself to vomit, though, my stomach stopped hurting for about five minutes, so I decided it was just my stomach that was upset, not something very serious like my appendix, so I just continued to lie there and writhe in pain for hours. By about 4 AM, things had settled down enough that some Pepto Bismol cut the pain enough for me to catch some sleep.

Of course, while I was lying there, my only “entertainment” was to hear the roosters crowing. I know I’ve mentioned this in prior blog posts, but I truly despise roosters. Why do they crow at 3 AM? Why do they crow at 3:30 AM? Why do they crow at 4 AM? Why do they crow at 4:30 AM? Why do they crow almost constantly after that? There always seems to be one rat-bastard instigator rooster crowing somewhere in the distance that starts things off. The local roosters are too dumb to decide to go back to sleep, so they crow back. So have loud, full, and “graceful” crows. Others sound like they’re violently strangling each other. Why do they do it? WHY? OH GOD.

Tuesday July 29, 2008

Today was my last full day on Samoa. I still wasn’t feeling great and spent most of the day in my fale resting. My stomach still felt wonky and my lungs still weren’t at 100%. I ate very little that day. I read lots of my book (“The Redemption of Althalus” by David and Leigh Eddings), watched lots of anime (“Stellvia”) and Dead Like Me. I worked on my blog for a bit, too. There was no internet access, so I couldn’t make any postings.

Editor’s Note: As I write this, it’s more than a week later. All of those symptoms that were ailing me before are gone now. I’m feeling fine, please don’t worry about me.

I did make an attempt at some ambition, though. I didn’t have the energy to attempt snorkeling, so I took a circuit walk around the island. It only took about two and a half hours to walk around the whole thing.

I went to bed shortly after dinner. I really needed the sleep.

I was quite dissatisfied with my stay at Sunset View, though I’m sure it was mostly my personal circumstances that ruined it for me. The owner was friendly. The staff was usually on things. The setting was second-to-none. However, their maintenance of the fales must have been lax since my first one was so extremely dusty it almost made me stop breathing. It was also the only place on the whole trip that I can confidently say I’ve gotten food poisoning... which may be surprising how much street and extremely cheapo food I’ve had so far on this trip. I’ve had a few encounters before where I might have said food might have gotten me sick, but it might have been passed off since I drank a lot of beer at the same time. No time during my stay in Manono did I ever drink a lot of beer, so it was definitely the food that messed me up. The worst thing is, Sunset View is one of the most expensive places I’ve stayed on my whole trip at 100 tala/night (CA$41/night). That costly price did include boat transfers and 3 meals/day, though.

Wednesday July 30, 2008

Even though I really needed the sleep, it was not to be. I needed to wake up at 3:30 AM so that I could take a boat back to ‘Upolu and get to the airport in time to catch my flight to Tonga. One reason that I picked Manono as my final destination on Samoa was it’s close proximity to the airport. Even though it was on an island, Leota promised me that getting to the airport for my 6:40 AM flight would not be a problem. He was right. As I took my taxi in towards the airport, my Air New Zealand plane roared directly overhead and touched down. I was afraid I would be late, but I was exactly on time (maybe I’m a wizard!).

It was another business class flight. Unfortunately, the small airport in Samoa did not have the very fancy business class lounge that Melbourne and Auckland had. I would have to hob knob with the plebes in the common (and only!) waiting room.

My flight today would be very short: one hour from Samoa to Tonga. Even though the flight was so short, it was essentially a short hop across the International Date Line. I would be taking off at from Samoa 6:40 AM and be landing in Tonga around 8 AM... but... it would be one full day later. Tonga’s time zone was 24 hours ahead of Samoa. Same time of day... but different day. I had two instances of July 18, but my July 30 would be severely truncated. Oh well. Easy come, easy go.

While I sat on the plane, the pilot made an announcement on the intercom. He congratulated all of the people who would be attending the coronation of the Tongan King.

Hold on... coronation? I didn’t hear about any coronation!!

To be continued...

Two Fridays in a Row?

Friday July 18, 2008

Up at 7 AM and off to the airport. I wanted to make sure I got there bright and early so I could get myself into the Air New Zealand business class lounge as soon as possible. I didn’t have a shower or breakfast before leaving. I didn’t need them. Air New Zealand would be taking care of me today.

How did I score business class tickets to Samoa? Thank you Air Canada Aeroplan miles! Also, thank you Patrick McMorris and Joe Clancy who tutored me on the ways to get air miles faster and spend them to best effect. Joe Clancy is totally the air travel guru as far as I’m concerned and he told me that my business class tickets to Samoa and Tonga on Air New Zealand were among the best expenditures of 35,000 Aeroplan miles possible. Yippee!

Joe also SMSed me at 8:49 AM that morning to let me know that, according to him, “I don’t think it’s too early to try the vodka.” He meant, of course, the 42 Below premium vodka from New Zealand, which there was plenty to be found in the business class lounge. I didn’t start with vodka, though, I had myself some breakfast first. There was no one working at the bar, so I wasn’t quite sure what the protocol was. It was my first business class trip, after all! After asking one of the staff what the deal was, they informed me that the bar was completely self serve. Interesting. I had myself a shot of the kiwi flavoured vodka (which was quite nice!), then grabbed a beer from the fridge, asked for a shower kit and had myself a shower. The beer, of course, was drank in the shower. What luxury!

The rest of the morning was spent snacking, enjoying cappuccino, and sampling more vodka before boarding my first flight of the day: a three hour flight to New Zealand. I don’t think I’ve had this thought before, but I wish the flight was longer. So swanky!


Yes, my seat is diagonally-aligned and I’m holding a glass of champagne (though the New Zealander flight attendants just called it “bubbly”). My seat was so awesome, I could have laid down completely horizontally if I wanted to. Normally I don’t take pictures of planes since they’re usually the same as all others, but it was different this time. Also, check out the cool new Cooper’s rugby shirt!

The food was fantastic, too. For my appetizer, I had kaffir lime and coriander scented salmon with tropical mango chili salsa, micro greens and lemon oil. I selected the horopito braised venison with mustard seed spƤtzle, braised red cabbage, mushrooms and bacon lardons. My dessert was a dark chocolate marquis with roasted macadamia nuts and pinot poached pears with a fine regional cheese and preserved fruit plate. I don’t even know what half of that stuff is... duh.

I had a screen on a swivel stand for my entertainment system. I watched a couple episodes of Flight of the Conchords. It was only appropriate, after all, since I was flying to New Zealand. As I watched the show, I decided that I looked a lot like Jermaine Clement, though without the sideburns.

I got to spend about six hours in the Air New Zealand business class lounge in Auckland airport. I didn’t leave the airport at all. I just hung out in the business class lounge and snacked and drank the whole time. My flight to Samoa was delayed by an hour since the original scheduled plane was struck by lightning and a replacement plane had to be found. Yikes!

My seats on the next flight were not as fantastic. Sure they were super comfy and I had a huge amount of space, but I couldn’t lay down horizontally and there was no entertainment system. Oh well. It was late, so I ate my steak and went to sleep. It was only a three hour flight anyways.

Friday July 18,2008 ... again?

New Zealand is just to the west of the International Date Line. Samoa, however, is immediately to the east of the same line. That meant that I arrived in Samoa on the same day, and an even earlier hour, then I left Melbourne. It was Friday all over again. Except this Friday would be in Samoa.

Just to prevent any confusion, there are really two places known as “Samoa”. I was in the independent nation of Samoa, formerly known as Western Samoa. The other Samoa was American Samoa, a territory of the U.S.A. American Samoa would not be one of my destinations on this trip.

I landed just before sunrise, cleared customs, got my pack, extracted local currency (the “Tala” -- exchange rate CA$1=2.4 tala) from an ATM, waded past the crowd of taxi drivers, and boarded the shuttle bus to Apia (the capital of Samoa). Apparently the shuttle bus was brand new -- the service had started only three days before. Good on you, Samoa! Eep... I think I’ve been in Australia too long -- I’ve definitely picked up on too much of their speech patterns!

I checked into my accommodation, Valentine’s Motel, and immediately went to bed. I slept for three hours and went out to explore Apia.

Sadly, Apia is not a very interesting town. It is dirty, filled with stray dogs, had few sidewalks, and was filled with traffic. When most people dream of a romantic South Pacific getaway, Apia does not leap to mind. It’s a place to take care of business, then move on, as far as I’m concerned.

I walked into the city centre to find some lunch. I ended up getting a chicken curry that ended up being really bad. It made my stomach wonky. It was only the second time on my trip that I had food that made me feel ill. The only other time might have been at the vegetarian street buffet in Luang Prabang, Laos -- and that could have been blamed on the large amount of beer I had that night.

After my crap lunch, I walked around the harbour area a bit. After a very short while a shoddy looking Samoan attached himself to me and started following me around, making the pretense of acting like a tour guide or being friendly and chatty. It was clear to me though that the dodgy character was looking for a handout. Before very long, I feigned exhaustion, said I was going back to my motel to take a nap, and gave him five tala, implying that I didn’t want him following me anymore. Thankfully the bum took the hint and left me along after that. It was pretty obvious that the guy was going to blow the cash on beer.

I didn’t go back to sleep though. There was a pretty peninsula in Apia with several tombs and monuments, the parliament house, the yacht club, and lots of trees. I walked down to the end and back. I ran across the tomb of the previous king, whom died only last year. It was still covered with flowers from devoted subjects.

After a few hours of walking, though, I really was tired and went back to Valentine’s to have a rest. There was an Argentinean guy there named Mattias and I talked to him for a bit. Rumour had it that there was another Canadian staying there (we do pop up in lots of places!). After running into her (her name was Jasmine), the three of us decided to go for dinner together. I had the option to go to a traditional Samoan feast and dance (a “fia fia”) that night, but I much rather go hang out with fun people. Hopefully I would be able to catch a fia fia some other time.

That night, Jasmine commented that I looked very similar to Jermaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords, just without the sideburns. How crazy is that?! I was thinking the same thing the day before (even though the day before was also the same day as today, which is also kind of unusual).

Saturday July 19, 2008

The day of the week actually matters in Samoa (as you will see later), so I’ll be putting them in for my blog entries here.

Today was Saturday. In Samoa, that meant that businesses and offices would only be open until noon. I originally had wanted to go to the Robert Louis Stevenson Estate outside of Apia (open to noon on Saturday, of course). However, I hadn’t really planned out the rest of my stay in Samoa and didn’t really even know where to go. I had read my Lonely Planet a bit and realized I was spoiled for choice. I wanted to stay on the beach and see cool stuff, and I could do that in a dozen different places. Instead of going to the pretty house in the mountains, I decided to go to the tourist office (also only open to noon, of course) to get information. I made a plan and booked myself into some different beach fales (I’ll explain what a “fale” is when I get to the blog entry where I get to stay in one) on a few different beaches around Samoa.

By the time I got out of the tourist office, it was almost noon. I rushed to the post office to buy stamps before they closed their doors on me forever. Once that was taken care of I was free to walk around Apia some more. Today I walked around the other side of the harbour, which was more scenic than the part of the harbour I had explored the day before. This side of the harbour was somewhat more picturesque, featuring a pretty Catholic cathedral:


The harbour itself was somewhat pretty, too.


After having pizza and ice cream for lunch, I wandered into the Central Market to take a look around. Of course, there were souvenir vendors hawking the standard tacky tourist merchandise. I asked if someone knew where to buy postcards. One guy said he didn’t know, but pointed at some really ugly earrings that he thought I might want instead. Yeah, you don’t have the post cards I want so I’d settle for earrings instead? Oh please!

The produce section of the market was more interesting, however.



Bananas and breadfruit and coconuts and taro, oh my! I would get well acquainted with these foods before I left Samoa.

After the market, I returned to my motel where I proceeded to do very little for the rest of the day. I heard that there was a rugby match going on in Apia, but I didn’t feel like going. I disliked Apia and my motivation was at an all-time low. The owners of the motel had some small children that were holy terrors. They’d run around, shout, and cry all day long. I didn’t want to hang out in the lounge of the motel and put up with them, so I locked myself in my private room and hid from the world. Was I afraid of kids? Not really. I just didn’t want to bother.

It wasn’t all doom and gloom, though. When I emerged from my room to find dinner in town, I was offered leftovers by the owner. Their kids may be brats, but the owners are really nice people. I had my first real Samoan food there, including baked taro, baked bananas, and “palusami.” Taro is a root vegetable (similar to potatoes) and is pretty bland and tasteless. Palusami is quite interesting, though. It’s made from coconut cream, salt, and onions wrapped and baked in taro leaves. I’d have this treat a few times in Samoa. Free from my obligation to venture back into Apia, I retreated back to my room.

Sunday July 20, 2008

It was Sunday in Samoa. Being a conservative and traditional Christian nation, the locals went to church in the morning and almost every shop, office, and restaurant was closed. There was nothing for me to do today. I couldn’t even go to the Robert Louis Stevenson Estate since it was closed. It would have been better if I had left Apia that day, but many of the transportation options are limited on Sunday. In hindsight, I should have seen if I could have gone on a one-day tour of the island that day, but they probably wouldn’t have been operating on Sunday either.

I spent almost the whole day in my room using my computer. I didn’t have internet, so the time was spent watching anime, Dead Like Me, podcasts and trying to learn how to use Objective-C and Cocoa (the programming paradigms on Macs). I intended to write some blog entries, but I didn’t even feel like doing that... keeping it up to date was starting to feel like a real chore.

My motel had free breakfast, so that took care of that meal. I snagged a couple pieces of toast from breakfast which I had for lunch. For dinner, I decided I would get it together and walk to one of the nice restaurants on the harbour for a good meal. Rumour had it that SOME of those restaurants were open at least. As I ventured out, it started raining on me and I lost all my motivation to walk the twenty or thirty minutes to the harbour and search for a nice restaurant (also, I’m too cheap to pay for a taxi unless there are no other options). There was still some activity in the Central Market so I bought some greasy fish and chips for dinner. I tried to buy beer for my meal, but they wouldn’t sell it to me since it’s illegal to sell alcohol on a Sunday in Samoa.

So, my experience in Apia seems to be a low point in my trip. I think that the unending cycle of packing, going somewhere different, unpacking, figuring out what’s going on, figuring out where to go, trying to make friends, and losing them a few days later was beginning to get very tiring for me. I had been gone for almost six months now and had six weeks left. I was looking forward to going home, but wanted to stay determined to make the best of my remaining time. Mustering the motivation to make that happen was getting more challenging, though.

I don’t want to end this blog post on a low note. Thankfully, the rest of my time in Samoa wasn’t as dreary was my stay in Apia was. I’ll write about that in my next post...